17 August 2008 @ 03:50 am
Fic: Lollipops (30_Kisses)  
Title: Lollipops
Chapters: 1/1
Author: [info]csi_sanders1129
Genre: Romance.
Ratings: K+
Word Count: ~780
Pairings/Characters: Perry/Harry.
Synopsis: Just what does Harry have to do to get Perry to make the first move?
Comments: Prompt #23 - 'candy' over at [info]30_kisses. Hope you like, boys aren't mine. Written at 3am, so cut me some slack. Enjoy!


It started on a stakeout. Just a plain, old, boring as hell, stakeout. They’d been sitting outside of their targets home for going on five hours, and the only incriminating thing about Bryan Hallet so far was that the license plate of his ’97 Chevy 4x4 was expired.

With a sigh, Harry climbed out of the car, leaning back into the window to talk to Perry. “I’m running in the store here, quick. You want anything?”

Perry shook his head, eyes still focused on the house. “Nah.”

Harry disappeared into the store, a small corner convenience shop. He returned a few moments later with a PowerAde drink for himself and a Snapple Iced Tea for Perry – his favorite. He also had a large bag of Charms Blow Pops among him purchases.

“What are those for?” Perry asked, as Harry tore the bag open and grabbed one.

“It’s candy and gum. It’ll keep me occupied. For a while, at least.” He explained, unwrapping the grape lollipop and popping it into his mouth.

Rolling his eyes at Harry, Perry returned his attention to the house. “Whatever makes you happy.” He said, but he found himself glancing at the other man once again just a moment later.

“What? Are my lips purple?” Harry questioned, flipping the mirror on the sun visor down to check.
This was going to be a long night.

***

This had to be some sort of cruel joke. Yeah, that had to be it. Harry must’ve somehow found out that Perry liked him and planned this whole elaborate scheme just to embarrass him as much as possible.

Perry glanced up at his roommate and coworker for the twelfth time in five minutes. It was hardly his fault, though. Harry was rather distracting today.

The man in question sat at his desk, feet propped up, reading over one of their case files. While it was, indeed a surprise that Harry actually seemed to be working and not pestering Perry, that was not what was causing the distraction. No, Harry was still sucking on those damned Blow Pops. And, no, the name was not lost on Perry.

And, he seemed hell bent on torturing Perry to death with them.

Just then, Harry glanced up, catching the other man watching him. He grinned and silently offered the half-empty bag, but Perry just scowled and returned to the photos he’d been examining from last night stakeout. No way was he falling into this trap.

***

That night, it was still going on.

Harry had sprawled himself across the couch, head tilted back so he could watch Perry move about the kitchen while he went about washing dishes. He was armed with another Blow Pop.

“When you choke on that thing, don’t expect me to save you.” Perry smirked, eyes damned to wander to the sight every few moments. Both to stare at the way he could see Harry’s mouth moving on the thing, and to make sure he didn’t actually choke himself. At this rate, the dished would be done, oh, sometime next week.

Clearly, this plot was meant to drive him bat shit insane before he finally caved.

Harry didn’t answer him, just continued his idle staring until he got bored and rolled off the couch with a playful grin on his face, the newest lollipop – this one some sort of blue raspberry, if his blue lips had anything to say about it – set in the corner of his mouth. “Anything I can do? I mean, I know it’s your night, but you’re normally done by now.” The man finally asked, leaning against the counter just to the side of Perry.

Perry tossed him a dishtowel. “You can dry.”

“’Kay.” Harry agreed, setting to work with a concentration level Perry had rarely seen him use. While he did, though, he absently started shifting that damned lollipop around in his mouth. “You know, it helps if you…”

That was it.

Perry fisted his hands in Harry’s sweater, hauled him closer and slammed their lips together. Not like before, in the alley behind the Standard, but a fierce, hungry, kiss.

The Blow Pop fell from Harry’s mouth in his surprise, and the man let out a loud yelp at the first contact. Half a second later, though, his hands were grabbing for Perry like his life depended on it and kissing back.

“It’s about damned time.” Harry laughed, when they came up for air. “You have no idea how sore my jaw is from those things.”

With a mischievous glint in his eyes, Perry decided the dishes would still be there in the morning and dragged Harry toward the stairs. “I do believe I’ll have some idea.”


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Where Am I?: going to bed
Feeling?: sleepy
Listening To?: There Goes My Life - Kenny Chesney
 
 
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¤ just another happy junkie ¤: misc: bodymod[info]torncorpse on August 17th, 2008 02:52 pm (UTC)
i don't normally read KKBB, i wasn't really all that taken with the movie [but for real? RDJ? GAY Val Kilmer? Why wouldn't i watch?] but this was really cute!

lol.
i love the candy infatuation. ^_6 sweet.
and really, perry would need to make the first move. he just would.
Jess[info]csi_sanders1129 on August 17th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
Glad I could get you to read then. KKBB is my favorite movie ever. I went through an obsession that led to me pretty much forcing every memember of my family to watch it.

Perry would totally need to make the first move xD

Glad you liked ^___^

And thanks for the comment!
ennui_blue_lite: kkbb - hand touch[info]ennui_blue_lite on August 17th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Love it! I had a sneaking suspicion that Harry knew EXACTLY what he was doing to Perry with those lollypops. My favorite lines:

No, Harry was still sucking on those damned Blow Pops. And, no, the name was not lost on Perry.

With a mischievous glint in his eyes, Perry decided the dishes would still be there in the morning and dragged Harry toward the stairs. “I do believe I’ll have some idea.”

Also, I love that when Harry went to the store, he got Perry a drink even thought Perry said he didn't want anything. Such a cute fanfic!

Jess[info]csi_sanders1129 on August 17th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
Lol, yeah, Harry totally got to be all sneaky and plotty (thats totally not a word, but it is now).

Glad you liked! Lol, those lines were fun to write, too. xD

I'm still amazed I got through a fic without haveing to rate it R for cursing. xD

Again, I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thrilled I managed to pull off cute for this fandom. xD

Thanks for the comment, <3
(It's only) Teenage Wasteland[info]le_red_queen on August 17th, 2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
Wow first of all, am *blinded* by the red and blue.
Second of all, Harry - sneaky - funny! Never thought of Harry as sneaky :P
“It’s about damned time.” Harry laughed, when they came up for air. “You have no idea how sore my jaw is from those things.”

Hee hee :D
Jess[info]csi_sanders1129 on August 17th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Lol, the red is kind of in your fae, I guess. xD

Sneaky Harry was fun to write, though, lol. =)

Hehehe, I'm lad you liked ^____^ and thanks for commenting!
Sweets: kkbb - gato![info]pensive1 on August 17th, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
CUTE@!!!
Jess[info]csi_sanders1129 on August 17th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Thanks, glad you liked!! <3
You may say I'm dreamer...but I'm not the only one: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Moving Corpse[info]not_last_resort on August 18th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
YAY! I agree that Harry buying Perry something even though he said he didn't want anything is freakin' adorable and it gives me the warm and fuzzies. I love the idea of Harry finding a way to torment Perry into making the first move instead of just TALKING about it. Such a petty and hilariously Harry thing to do. The last line is completely amazing. I love it!
justalurker: doris/lucinda[info]kagerune on August 18th, 2008 06:25 am (UTC)
Oh, I miss the ficspam from last month. I'm so glad to enjoy another fic. It's great, and so cute >:3 I especially liked the ending, so sexy~
Raye B. Jr.[info]relupin on August 21st, 2008 03:57 am (UTC)
LOL! Fabulous! I actually had this happen to me this week, although it didn't end that way... A friend of mine called me up to go over to his house (at 10 in the evening) to weight lift.

Yeah. *weight lift.* Because obviously I do that so often. Anyway, old habits die hard (there was a time when I would jump of a bridge if he asked me to, simply because HE asked me to) so I went. I mostly sat on the garage step while he and his friend lifted, and although his friend was quiet and efficient, he was... gosh... I mean, he gave me every possible fanTASTIC view I could ever hope to see, and threw in number of unnecessary yet strategic groans.

I was mortified, and I'm SURE it was on purpose. And I don't know why, because he's had a good five years to either hit on me or make fun of me, and now we're just good friends-- nothing like when I used to *actually* like him. Doesn't change the fact that I find him attractive.

It was ridiculous. I like your story much better. *hands Harry a bag of blow pops and pats Perry empathetically on the shoulder* When are you gonna write more Batman? ^_^
Jess[info]csi_sanders1129 on August 23rd, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
I know the feeling on the whole crushing-I'll-do-anything-for you bit. Sadly. xD I wish stuff like that would end like the fic did. Would that not be so awesome?

But, yeah, I'm glad you liked. My Harry muse was all hopped up on sugary candy and my Perry muse was all sulky and sexually frustrated. xD Lol.

I wanna write more Batman, I just need to corrall some bunnehs into cooperation. Lol

Thank ya for the comment, ♥
xel: harryxperry awww[info]xel1980 on August 23rd, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
Awww, this is so cute! I loved it! <3
Jess[info]csi_sanders1129 on August 23rd, 2008 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hehe, glad you liked =) Thanks for commenting!<3